Michael Gove is making us strong…

“Michael Gove is a no-good, two-bit, snivelling little prick…” went the email we received from an angry, anonymous illustrator. It arrived with these drawings and was accompanied by this liturgy to Gove – so we did what we do best and put it on paper

By Gove – what a naughty boy

“You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye”. Matthew 7:5 King James Bible

I can’t go to university because of Michael Gove. The government paid for Michael Gove’s degree, but he thinks that if they pay for mine, it’ll make me immoral. If I don’t struggle, I won’t understand the value of my education. If they take their feet off our heads for a moment, let us come up for air, we’ll all be ruined. Education is not for everyone. Michael Gove is making us strong.

Did his government funded degree make Michael Gove immoral? Is Michael Gove morality? Did he write his name down the side of the King James bible and deliver it to students to encourage them with their struggle? Michael Gove is worth a million pound. Repeat again and repent, sinner: Michael Gove is making us strong.

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